According to website statistics, somebody from CBSSC.COM has visited Shortarmguy.com many times over the past couple of months.
My guess is you’re a television producer considering Shortarmguy for a part in one of your fine television shows. (List is on the left)
Stop hesitating. It will be a good move for you.
It’s time to Exploit A Cripple!
Shortarmguy could be the crippled guy who kicks Bernice Mac’s ass or a motivational speaker who inspires Stevie, the wheelchair kid, on Malcolm in the Middle.
How about a wacky drug dealer who sells Kelso some pot on That 70’s Show?
If you’re paranoid Shortarmguy won’t accept the part you’re considering, don’t worry about it.
Shortarmguy will be your bitch.
Just tell him which way to bend.