Christmas 2009

What a Crazy Christmas 2009

Santa in the Summertime
Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!!!!!
Christmas Cheer 2009
Redneck Christmas Float

“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.  Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by…and the neighbors probably wouldn’t appreciate people running over their lawn ornaments while trying to look at my decoration.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

Best Christmas Decorations of 2008
Holiday Greetings from Idaho!
Santa will have a tough time in Iowa this year...
Christmas Funnies 2007
I think the pressure of the upcoming holiday is finally getting to the old man!
Bird For Christmas
Due to unforeseen circumstances, Christmas is canceled indefinitely!
Santa was pretty excited to finally get a chance to take some time off from work!
George Bush at The Pope's Funeral.
Santa was pretty excited to finally get a chance to take some time off from work!
Santa was pretty excited to finally get a chance to take some time off from work!
Sending the cards out before realizing your daughter is flipping off Santa Claus --- Priceless

Christmas Classic Video

Why You Might Not Get What You Want From Santa This Year!
Cops, The Christmas Special

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